Have you ever shaken all the sand out of a sand dollar?
No, you haven't, because sand dollars are black holes containing all the sand on all the beaches in the world.
I am taking a break from shaking sand out of a sand dollar. I'm not kidding, entire minutes. Okay maybe it was only two minutes at most but that is a LONG time to be shaking sand out of a sand dollar. It isn't even a particularly large sand dollar which could accommodate all the sand on all the beaches in the world.
But of course the sand dollar's size doesn't matter, since black holes are black holes.
This post brought to you by my super terrible head cold and after only 6 1/2 days at my new job I forgot what it was like to be a stay at home mom with the kids climbing all over me and talking and talking and talking and laughing hysterically but it's not at all funny but I actually don't know for sure because I wasn't really listening to what you were saying and that is terrible but have you heard yourself lately? You're like RAINBOWS UNICORNS STRAWBERRIES I AM GOING TO BE A UNICORN RIDER WHEN I GROW UP AND I AM GOING TO VISIT BUBBLE CITY TOMORROW BECAUSE MOLLY IS MY BEST FRIEND BUT I HOPE MR GROUPER DOESN'T CHANGE COLOR BECAUSE THAT MAKES BASHY CRY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY A BABY AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S JUST A SHOW SO CAN WE VISIT BUBBLE CITY TOMORROW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PIGEON'S ON MOLLY'S HEAD LOOK AT THE PIGEON IT'S ON MOLLY'S HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOMMOM WATCH ME JUMP OFF THIS PILE OF COUCH CUSHIONS MOMMOM WATCH ME MOMMOM WATCH ME I AM THE BEST JUMPER IN THE WORLD WHOA THAT WAS A LITTLE SCARY BUT I'M OK I KNOW YOU SAID DON'T DO THAT BUT I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT NO I DON'T NEED A NAP I NEED TO JUMP SOME MORE CAN YOU DRAW ME A PICTURE OF A WHITE UNICORN WITH RAINBOW HAIR AND RAINBOW TAIL NO MAKE IT LOOK DIFFERENT NO YOU HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG NO I DON'T NEED A NAP I'M NOT TIRED NO I CAN'T CLEAN UP CLEANING MAKES ME TIRED I'M TOO TIRED TO CLEAN UP NO I'M NOT TIRED FOR A NAP I'M JUST TOO TIRED TO CLEAN UP CAN I HAVE SOME CANDY BUT I DON'T WANT TO EAT DINNER I JUST WANT CANDY BUT DINNER IS BORING
I mean really.
I will only Rubyblog a few more times. It's exhausting typing. I'm sure it's exhausting reading. It's super exhausting keeping that kid alive. She is quite possibly the smartest funniest girl ever but I'm tired. Then there's koala barnacle baby. 2 more days then I get to go back to work. Terrible.
